popculturebrain:

Louis CK covers the new GQ

"My girls and I make a lot of dark jokes together. In the upcoming season [of Louie], there’s a line from a conversation I had with my older girl. She was saying how whenever she sees a three-legged dog, it lifts her spirits, because three-legged dogs are wonderfully unaware that they have a malady. They just walk around, and they don’t give a shit. And I said, ‘You know, honey, they are lucky. But do you know the only thing luckier than a three-legged dog? A four-legged dog.’ And she really laughed. Whenever she laughs that hard at something dark? I know it’s good.”

popculturebrain:

Louis CK covers the new GQ

"My girls and I make a lot of dark jokes together. In the upcoming season [of Louie], there’s a line from a conversation I had with my older girl. She was saying how whenever she sees a three-legged dog, it lifts her spirits, because three-legged dogs are wonderfully unaware that they have a malady. They just walk around, and they don’t give a shit. And I said, ‘You know, honey, they are lucky. But do you know the only thing luckier than a three-legged dog? A four-legged dog.’ And she really laughed. Whenever she laughs that hard at something dark? I know it’s good.”

makomori:

let me pretend sue’s maiden name is meagle and that she and donna email each other all the time 2 talk about their tiny bosses and hella weird coworkers

Look at the Hardy Boys! They started out as kid detectives just solving mysteries in Bayport and now they have an entire book series about them!”

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bariumine:

the question i ask myself every day

bariumine:

the question i ask myself every day

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nuclearharvest:

this could be us but u playin

nuclearharvest:

this could be us but u playin

leslieknpe:

what if this guy got you pregnant

leslieknpe:

what if this guy got you pregnant